Here's a recent example:
I can't even read this. Seriously, I have no idea what I wrote. My best guess is that it says "Fart Davel," except that makes no sense. Who/what/where is Fart Davel? Is this an idea for the Great American Novel? A new store I want to visit?
Or, more likely, is this an early warning sign for a mental breakdown? Did a demon write this while I was sleeping? It looks like my handwriting, but I bet demons are adept at forgery.
I can tell this mysterious note is going to haunt me for a long time.