Why Does February Only Get 28 Days?

It just seems unfair.  All the other months get at least thirty days, and some months get THIRTY-ONE days (those greedy bitches).  Maybe someone should have taught January and March how to share.

And then once, every four years, February gets a 29th day?  Like that is supposed to make it feel better? 

Of all the months of the year, I assume February has the lowest self-esteem and has logged the most hours with a therapist. 

Everybody, let's give February a hug!