It just seems unfair. All the other months get at least thirty days, and some months get THIRTY-ONE days (those greedy bitches). Maybe someone should have taught January and March how to share.
And then once, every four years, February gets a 29th day? Like that is supposed to make it feel better?
Of all the months of the year, I assume February has the lowest self-esteem and has logged the most hours with a therapist.
Everybody, let's give February a hug!