Monday, November 7, 2011

Ant Attack, Part 2: The Ants Must Die

Q: Hey, Courtney, why do your hands smell like vinegar?

A: I'm using vinegar to kill ants.  My house is under siege.

Q:  Again?  Didn't this happen just last month

A: Yes, thanks for reminding me. 

Q: Does eating ice cream directly out of the carton help you deal with the Ant Situation?

A: Ha ha.  

Q: You're aware there's an ant crawling on your arm, right?

A: I hate you.

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