Q: Hey, Courtney, why do your hands smell like vinegar?
A: I'm using vinegar to kill ants. My house is under siege.
Q: Again? Didn't this happen just last month?
A: Yes, thanks for reminding me.
Q: Does eating ice cream directly out of the carton help you deal with the Ant Situation?
A: Ha ha.
Q: You're aware there's an ant crawling on your arm, right?
A: I hate you.