For his birthday, I tried to get my favorite founding father a card... but Hallmark does not seem to make any cards to mark a historical figure's 305th birthday. I don't understand. Hallmark makes cards to mark every possible occasion (including some holidays that Hallmark invented itself) - shouldn't there be specialty birthday cards for the founding fathers?
Instead of a card, I will wish Old Ben "many happy returns!" right here on my blog. (I'm sure Ben F. would have been a prolific blogger if he lived until the present day, so this is fitting - in a weird way).