Tuesday, September 20, 2011

An Open Letter to My Bladder

Dear Bladder,

I just have one request: when I go to the movies, I would like to be able to drink a large soda and not have to get up until the end of the movie.  In the future, please try to do a better job. 

The Management

p.s. Exceptions will (grudgingly) be made for movies that are longer than two and a half hours.

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