You are so delicious. I love you. A lot.
If I was stranded on a desert island, and could only eat five foods for the rest of my life, I would want to choose you, Watermelon. Except I couldn't, because you don't have a lot of nutrients or protein. I would have to choose something like broccoli or blueberries. A girl needs her antioxidants (I think I read this in a magazine).
Watermelon, I just think you are the best. I love you so much, I would marry you. Except that would be weird, and I'm already married. Ok, if I'm being honest, I suppose I just like you a lot. But I'm not ready for a committed monogamous relationship. I still really like apples, bananas, plums, strawberries - oh shit, nearly every fruit I know is delicious.
Watermelon, keep up the good work!