Sunday, June 9, 2013

Things I have dropped on my baby while feeding her:

• Various crumbs from pop tarts, bagels, chocolate bars, etc.;
• pad thai (which precipitated a minor panic attack because what if she had a peanut allergy? And what if the proximity to the rogue pad thai noodle killed her? OMG I will never again eat Thai food while holding the baby!!!);
• my iPhone (shameful);
• the tv remote control (which actually just slid off the chair's arm and gently nudged the baby, but still, shameful); and most recently - and bizarrely...
• a box of corn muffin mix.