Did you know that, in a pinch, you can use Cherry Dr. Pepper to dye your Easter eggs red?
I don't want to talk about the situation that led to that discovery, but let's just say we have two new House Rules:
1) Do not leave an unattended bottle of soda on the counter that looks closed but is, in fact, only semi-closed.
2) If you are putting a bottle of soda in the fridge in the horizontal position, be 110% certain that the bottle is closed as tightly as possible.
On the bright side, at least I know a new way to decorate my Easter eggs...