My Shameful Handwriting

It's a good thing that I was born in The Age of the Keyboard, because my handwriting is just shameful.

Here's a recent example:

I can't even read this.  Seriously, I have no idea what I wrote.  My best guess is that it says "Fart Davel," except that makes no sense.  Who/what/where is Fart Davel?  Is this an idea for the Great American Novel?  A new store I want to visit? 

Or, more likely, is this an early warning sign for a mental breakdown?  Did a demon write this while I was sleeping?  It looks like my handwriting, but I bet demons are adept at forgery.

I can tell this mysterious note is going to haunt me for a long time.