Dear Contacts,
It's your job to stay in my eyes and help me see clearly. Falling out of my eye for no apparent reason while I'm out in public? Not cool, my friend, not cool.
Love,
Courtney
Showing posts with label Open Letter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Open Letter. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
An Open Letter to Watermelon
Dear Watermelon,
You are so delicious. I love you. A lot.
If I was stranded on a desert island, and could only eat five foods for the rest of my life, I would want to choose you, Watermelon. Except I couldn't, because you don't have a lot of nutrients or protein. I would have to choose something like broccoli or blueberries. A girl needs her antioxidants (I think I read this in a magazine).
Watermelon, I just think you are the best. I love you so much, I would marry you. Except that would be weird, and I'm already married. Ok, if I'm being honest, I suppose I just like you a lot. But I'm not ready for a committed monogamous relationship. I still really like apples, bananas, plums, strawberries - oh shit, nearly every fruit I know is delicious.
Watermelon, keep up the good work!
Love,
Courtney
You are so delicious. I love you. A lot.
If I was stranded on a desert island, and could only eat five foods for the rest of my life, I would want to choose you, Watermelon. Except I couldn't, because you don't have a lot of nutrients or protein. I would have to choose something like broccoli or blueberries. A girl needs her antioxidants (I think I read this in a magazine).
Watermelon, I just think you are the best. I love you so much, I would marry you. Except that would be weird, and I'm already married. Ok, if I'm being honest, I suppose I just like you a lot. But I'm not ready for a committed monogamous relationship. I still really like apples, bananas, plums, strawberries - oh shit, nearly every fruit I know is delicious.
Watermelon, keep up the good work!
Love,
Courtney
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