The time I used to have for blogging now gets used for stuff likes naps and prenatal yoga. If I was an organized and thoughtful blogger, I would organize a series of guest posts for your enlightenment and entertainment. Alas, I am not an organized or thoughtful blogger, but if I was, here are some of the guest posts you might get to read:
- Guest Posts from My Mother:
- Wear Your Sunblock!
- What TV Shows You Should Be Watching - because my mother's radar for good t.v. shows is amazing. She has introduced me to such shows as Shameless and Modern Family - there are at least a dozen other shows she has recommended to me over the years, but this is all my pregnant brain can remember right now.
- Reapply Your Sunblock!
- Guest Posts From My Father:
- How the [insert name of L.A. sports team] Broke My Heart
- Your Grammar Sucks
- Guests Posts From My Grandma Shirley:
- How to Rock Leather Pants As A Senior Citizen
- How to Rock Animal Print Pants As A Senior Citizen
- Guests Posts From My Brother Matt And Sister-in-Law Sara:
- What To Do If There's A Cobra In Your Front Yard - oh wait, they already wrote that post, it's right here
- 1,001 Reasons You Should Send A Care Package To Your Loved Ones Who Are Volunteering With The Peace Corps
- Please Put Lots Of Gossip Magazines In Our Care Package
- Who the Hell is Pippa Middleton?
- Guests Posts From My Sister Katherine:
- Please Stop Wearing That, It Makes You Look Old/Lame
- 1,001 Reasons Why Dachshunds Are The Most Gorgeous Creatures On The Planet
- No, You Are Not Allowed to Wear Your Green Crocs In Public; I Don't Care If You Are Pregnant
- You Went To Bed At What Time? How Lame Are You?
